Kitty desperately needs to go outside to the bathroom, but Mr. Grant is fast asleep and can't be woken up. He tries to devise a devious plan to get a cat door. Maybe drive the old fart's car through the front of the house! Phoning 911 and getting the cops to kick in the door because he called in a drug deal! But, just as the old fart is waking, he thinks of the best plan of all!!!!!

The clever predator is ever alert, sharp eyes everywhere for the first sign of food. Muscles of steel tense to spring upon the first unsuspecting birdie that is foolish enough to land too close to the deadly cat of death! There - that white one - the biggest birdie he has ever seen, and he's landing right by him!

Mr. Grant's cat hones in on a bug, all cat owners know that cats love to eat all kinds of bugs. He looks on in despair as a bird fly's down and eats his bug. But, bug wrapped in birdie becomes too tempting for him. He devours the poor little birdie only to find out that he is going to be part of the food chain too!

Kitty finds out that the love of his life has had kittens and she does not want to have anything to do with him. After all, isn't always the male's fault for producing the kittens in the first place? He remembers the old fart trying to get Mrs. Ruzniki interested in a little loving, but never got even to first base. He finds the condoms in the old farts drawers and tries to put one on.

Crazy cat talks to himself in the bathroom mirror, discovered by Mr. Grant, is ridiculed and laughed at. The cat is not deterred by this and realized just what he is. Ears that hear every whisper, identify every sound, handsome, a ruthless successful predator, an appetite that shall never know satisfaction.

As usual the cat gets himself into the most ridiculous situations. Mr. Grant just can't figure out why his dryer is making so much noise, THUMP, THUMP, THUMP, until he opens the dryer door. Out pops the cat all fluffed up like a puffball. Mr. Grant just can't figure out how he gets into the dryer in the first place.